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TIME SQUARE = BLADE RUNNER

ENTER YOUR DELI ORDER! IGNORE YOUR SURROUNDINGS! FILL OUT THIS FORM! FILL OUT THIS FORM!!!

NEW YORK IS A MEAT GRINDER WEARING A CROWN MADE OF APPLE SEEDS AND BABY BONES. BILLBOARDS BLINK IN CODE, THE SUBWAY TUNNELS HUM SECRET TRIALS FOR THE INVISIBLE ELITE. RATS AND BATS RUN THE STOCK EXCHANGE, THEY WEAR BETTER SHOES NOW. THE MAYORS TEETH ARE MADE OF GOLD CONFISCATED FROM TOURISTS.THEY SELL THE SKY BY THE PENTAGON INCH TO ANYONE WHO CAN AFFORD TO BREATHE ABOVE THE SMFOG. THE REST OF THEM SCRAPE PENNIES FROM THE SEWERS WHILE THE BILLIONAIRES DRINK FILTERED BRITA IN THEIR MONOLITH.

EVERY PERCENTAGE OF GUITAR STRINGS ON LADIES TAKING MEDICINE IS GREATER THAN THE POLICE SERIES WITH METEORS IN THE SKY, ALONG WITH THE OPPORTUNITIES OF REPLACEMENT CANCER THE INDUSTRY HANDS YOU. CURRENCY IS REPRESENTED BY THE MOODS OF GREEDY POLLUTICIANS BUILDING SKYSCRAPERS ON ORGANIZATIONS THAT HAVE NO RELATION TO THE CONCRETE VILLAGE.

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WAY WAY BACK IN THE 1980S, CHEMISTRY CONTROLLED BY DEALERS, MAKING SURE THE VARIATIONS OF HOUSES PROVIDE EQUAL AMOUNTS OF STORAGE FOR TELEVISION. WOMEN, THEIR TEETH'S QUALITY ARE HAVING CONVERSATIONS WITH SLOP DINNER.

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