JOHNSON MCSLOPSON

About Mcslopson

Johnson Mcslopson is the oldest mayoral candidate for The Big Apple, circa 2003! He's been in the run since 1932, but thanks to several surgeries and Age Reduction drugs funded by the Rat Elite, he's still as sharp as ever! Since that year, his morals haven't changed a bit, which shows his true determination to his donors (and only his donors) and to Make The Big Apple Worst Again (MTBAWA)!

Real photo of McSlopson, 1930.

Origins

McSlopson, Raised by the Rat Elite, spent a wonderful childhood in their Rat Mansion, being fed the best of the best garbage and banana peels they could scrounge up! The Rat Elite would constantly whisper sweet words into his ears, convincing him that one day he would be a New York (now The Big Apple) Candidate... SHHHH! Growing up in Rich Road was a delight for him, and made him the Humanoid he is today!

Real photo of the Rat Elite Family Estate Mansion, 1910.

Morals

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McSlopson As Mayor

All-in-all, McSlopson should always be your number one choice for